I dead tortoise (stuffed) + Ferrero Rocher
Need we say more?*
(chocolates not included – we have eaten them)
*Obviously we do need to say more as a distinctly confused customer has written in to ask why we put this particular confectionery in this singular vessel. Silly us. We had assumed our sophisticated clientele would have noticed that both chocolates and tortoises are crunchy on the outside and gooey in the middle.
For those of you desirous of small print we would like to point out that this is the genuine article – old but in good condition. Tortoises are becoming rare and protected and so on – so we have priced it respectfully.
This would look great on the dining table at the end of that oh-so-special meal or
an ideal leaving gift for that hard-to-please colleague.