There is absolutely no excuse for this – no none, none whatsoever… but there must be someone out there who can appreciate its poetry and its charm? Does this not speak to your soul?
Put this in your ensuite Tracey Emin.
We are pretty certain that beneath the dirt and limescale no sneaky chips lurk, no nasty cracks are waiting to leer at you as you purge away the aons of grime… (no promises mind you). So perfect is it that even the taps don’t match – well who wants matching taps eh?
Yes and it has its own original (okay well perhaps not original) plug.
Remember you saw it here first….
We have just had an email from one M.Duchamp who has pointed out that you saw it here second…… Nice try monsieur, mais pas vrais.
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