GENTS… want to dump your squeeze but have not got the guts? This hideous brooch is the answer……. Invite her out to dinner (the sort of place you like and she doesn't – the cheaper the better). At the end of the main course you say:
"Oh er by the way I got this for you".
This brooch is so revolting she will dump you on the spot – thus sparing you guilt and saving the cost of a pudding.
2 inches across - Base metal and beads. (We supply a tacky box)
It has been pointed out that we have been rather sexist here ……. This ploy is just as likely to work with same sex couples however we are not convinced it would necessarily work if given to a man by a woman….. and if that is not a challenge we don’t know what is!