Tinkle, tinkle little bell
These will suit you very well
Office party may be hell
But wearing these it really won’t be so bad after all
(We have to confess that the use of the word tinkle was a bit of an exaggeration – the clappers move but nary a sound emerges)
Second hand.
Sadly one of these disappeared up the vacuum and as few people sport a single ear... these are no longer on offer
