A Carpet Beater


Very traditional these useful for beating the carp out of your crapet.

Use as follows: Drape carpet over washing line preferably in back yard or garden

Hit it hard with this thing. 

One of the following will happen:

1) Your washing line will have a nervous breakdown and collapse and the carpet will end up in the mud.

2) There will be a cloud of foul dust that will envelope you and all your admirers causing untold misery, itching and sneezing.

This is an absolute must-have item for every household.

Caveat: If we hear that the purchaser has used this for beating anything other than carpets, he/she will be permanently barred from Cybergrot.com for life.

We regret that the carpet in the photo is not included.

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