Now here is a
list of irrefutable facts:
of cybergrot.com are highly intelligent people
Christmas stops coming when you are over 16 years old
silly adults carry on where FC left off – filling stockings for their adult
good Christmas stocking has lots of interesting things poking out of the top.
Those of you
who have above average observational skills will have inspected our photo and
spotted the following:
artificial rose complete with fake water droplets
paper umbrella* (!) (second
cousin of a chocolate teapot we assume)
thing for squashing potatoes
silver squirly thing.
For the last
in the list see our second photo …. Very nice ……. Made of wood (or wood-style
substitute), painted silver (not particularly well) and you can hang it on the
wall with two handy hangy things on the back
inches long (ish).
*Some miserable pedant has just written in saying that our
paper umbrella is actually a parasol. We
refute this allegation – absolutely. Whatever …. You can find it for sale elsewhere on this site….