A golden Brussels sprout

£15.00

So Ö..we have puzzled long and hard over this one, at first erroneously believing it to be a rose bud. But no, it canít be because:

1) No one gathers ye rosebuds without ye stalks

2) Itís green

Therefore it must be a golden Brussels sprout.† There can be no better item in the world than this to go into the Christmas stocking.

And Lo!  It openeth and inside you can pop a diamond (if feeling generous) or a smartie (if feeling mean). We have included a free dead fly just to get you in the mood.

And the size? Well it is sprout size of course.

And for some reason, not, we fear wholly divorced from sprouts we were reminded of the following poemÖ. Why?

Answers on a postcard please.

 

Who has seen the wind?

Neither I nor you:

But when your granny leaves the room

The wind is passing thro'

Who has seen the wind?

Neither you nor I:

But when your fingers pinch your nose

The wind is passing by.

(with apologies to Christina Rossetti)

 


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