Tortoises – are land dwelling reptiles of the family of Testudinidae (order Testudines). They are generally reclusive and shy – particularly the one on offer here – so shy was it that it disappeared into someone’s pocket only to reappear minus a leg. A sorry tale – or leg – you might say.
Hence – wait for it – yes – hence - we are giving it away – free, gratis and for nothing.
“There is no such thing as a free lunch,” we hear you cry.
True… the condition is that you have to buy something else on Cybergrot in order to claim it.
Aforementioned leg problem could be fixed. A small blob of that green nail varnish you bought but never used would do the trick – or some such material applied while sober and with a steady hand. We don’t do things like that ourselves - it’s against our principles you might say.