The trouble with second-hand handkerchiefs is that they sound a bit – well – you know – USED.
This one has been loved to death, and as a result it is a mite wispy round the edges but we absolutely guarantee that it is free from all nasal effluvia.
And what is Rupert doing? We think he is probably going to swat that butterfly with his great big stick.
Fresh from the 1970s this hanky is now a collector’s item!
The perfect stocking filler!
About 8 inches square
And the price negotiator may listen to your pleas – who nose?