So here it is – at last – the thing you have been hunting for –
It’s a cow’s hoof - a cloven hoof - just one… (where the other three are we know not… we doubt it came from a one-legged cow…)
But one is enough and its manifest uses are manifold……….here are just a few
You could keep paper clips in it,
You could use it to make footprints all over your superstitious neighbour’s lawn,
You could fill it with cheesy wotsits for your oh-so-conventional sherry party
You could have it on your desk to get the boss worried
This is a nice thing – we doubt if you will find many others for sale on the internet or anywhere else for that matter. So snap it up quick before somebody else does!
It is cow’s foot size.