It seems too big to be a wasp – maybe it’s a queen? (oooh ducky) – whatever… if you were running Cybergrot.com and found this on the carpet in your office what would you do? Yes of course, you would sell it… It’s big – about an inch long – okay not big if you are a whale but big by BWS (British Wasp Standards). And it’s not squashed although one of the legs seems to missing a section (we don’t like to look too closely)
And it’s dead.
Stick it onto iced bun = modern art
Add to wasp-phobic boss’s salad = a good laugh
Leave in spouse’s underwear drawer = divorce
Post it to ex-lover = revenge (spatchcock rat – elsewhere on this site would be better)
Or better still – buy it.
There is some geezer out there selling photos of dead wasps on the Internet for $10 – nice try mister - but on Cybergrot.com you can buy the real thing for half the price.
We regret that the above statement is not true - we have lost the wasp and have therefore had to price it prohibitively