Odd tortoise



Whatever can this small thing be?

We don’t know what your thought is

With 2 bright sparklers on its back

We think it is a tortis

Its gauntlet time!  We are clearly rubbish at poetry so its up to you lot floating around out there in cyberspace to do better.  Poems by email please. 

Brass with two diamond style thingys on its back – they may be real but we suspect not – real diamonds would merit a gold tortoise and we think this one is brass.

It rattles – maybe there are more diamond style thingys inside but the only way in seems to be the rude way so we have declined to look.

Hang it round your neck (not recommended) or let it loose on your mantelpiece – yes, yes do that.

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