Here is a test for you:
Which of the following statements do you agree with?
a) This is a set of four legs – but one is missing.
b) This is a set of two legs with a spare one just in case.
If you agreed with a) you are probably a miserable old git who will go through life being critical and discontented.
If you agreed with b) you are a happy person with an optimistic outlook and likely to swan through the rest of your life with a smile on your face and a braid in your hair.
These could well be turned into a nice little three legged thing for putting things on. Bags of potential, oodles of charm – just waiting for the right person to come along. These are small, old and probably made of brass.
Incidentally we are selling a three-legged ceramic dish elsewhere in our shop…..have you found it yet?
Have you thought of visiting the Manager's Office? In there lurks our rather absent minded Price Negotiator.. you never know he might be feeling kind.