Remember these? No, neither do we - but your uncle might. It claims to offer 1001 different patterns. Quite how that figure was arrived at we know not.
Whatever, we are showing two images below. To see the remaining 999 you will need to hand us £5. And if the quality of our photo is not what you expect from Cybergrot.com all we can say is this:
YOU TRY TAKING A PHOTO THROUGH A SMALL HOLE.
8 Inches long