Man in the moon?
Man on the moon?
Who knows? Who
This is a rather confused souvenir of a world changing
moment…..sold to us by a rather confused man who only did so on condition that we agreed that the whole event of 20 July 1969
had been a hoax.
We lied and bought it.
Actually our views on the moon controversy are clear: it is made of green cheese.
Here is the proof.
There are two possibilities:
1) The moon is made of green cheese
2) 2) The moon is not made of green cheese
Well we are told that number 2 is not true – so we can
remove it from the list. Which leaves us
with number 1. Q.E.D.
This heavy metal item measures 5½ inches tip to tip and we
believe it to be a genuine souvenir of the great American cheese hunt of 1969