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Polly here is modelling for us this marvellous golden bracelet…. 7 inches long We are not convinced that any carrots were involved in its... |
£18.00
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This brooch nearly had us fooled…… so we took it off to A EXPERT who told us that NO it is NOT the real thing………. It is almost certainly made of... |
£15.00
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Tinkle, tinkle little bell These will suit you very well Office party may be hell But wearing these it really won’t be so bad after all (We have to... |
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Just think about your body for a moment. Odd things bodies aren’t they? You have one of some things and two of others…. Now what do you have two of? ... |
£8.00
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Deese lovely sparklers ain't real diamonds innit. “Blimey! Get away wiv you!” we ‘ear you cry, “Kid us not! Nuff said, yeah?” Sad but true – this... |
£23.00
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Why anyone would want to hang a pair of mules* from their ears we have no idea but what our SOLD section (Gone – but still here) has taught us is... |
£12.00
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This splendid coin (an Austrian 20 Kreuzer) is dated 1805 and some bright spark has had it mounted in silver adorned with what we believe to be... |
£33.00
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For pierced ears. New There are three types of mule: 1) has 4 legs and carries heavy loads unwillingly, and for nothing. 2) has 2 legs and... |
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It takes quite a lot to make us drool – but – well – what can we say except that we guarantee that when these reach you they will be totally free of... |
£27.00
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GENTS… want to dump your squeeze but have not got the guts? This hideous brooch is the answer……. Invite her out to dinner (the sort of... |
£5.00
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Not one, not two but ten – yes ten – hearts bunched together like a posy. Each has a lustre centre surrounded by ‘pearls’. The fact that there is... |
£8.00
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Ooooh Jade! Goody Eighteen real jade beads… not plastic… not glass…. but jade…. in purest green……… Jade is an imprecise name for an ornamental... |
£30.00
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Well clank clank bell actually… but what a nice thing. Presumably it once adorned the neck of some wandering old goat or other lesser ruminant…but... |
£9.00
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Put the spec back into retrospective and get this wizard retro item. Fab faux tortoise-shell frames as worn by Johnny Depp (well nearly). Retro specs... |
£37.00
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Looks even better on a woman! The small print. We know that this is from the 1920s or 30s. About 32 inches in circumference |
£32.00
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Delightful little butterfly brooch. Iridescent abalone shell set in what appears to be silver…. But it is not English and we do not know how to read... |
£10.00
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Nymph, nymph, what are your beads? Green glass, goblin. Why do you stare at them? Give them me. No. Give them me. Give them me.... |
£5.00
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Want to look like Princess Diana? Want to impress a future mother-in-law? Look no further – whack this glorious pearl necklace over your twinset... |
£15.00
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Remember these? Wear it and show those ole classmates just how well you are doing these days....... alternatively give it to that smart-arse who as... |
£3.00
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It’s time to scotch * those rumours that everything on Cybergrot is only fit for the dustbin. Skillfully crafted from purest metal and artfully... |
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Present for a gardener? Look no further. These drop earrings are a must.. Made from pewter but shiny so they look like silver – but if it is the... |
£10.00
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Seen on this gentleman's Harris Tweed lapel we challenge you to find better..... No gold, no silver, no rubies amethysts or diamonds have been harmed... |
£8.00
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