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Why anyone would even think of making a bottle opener like this we have no idea… Very strange…. very strange indeed. She is cast iron, heavy, painted... |
£15.50
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This carrot is not for sale. One of us has eaten it. |
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This is a bit special… Look at the handles – two naked girls…. diving maybe. The date on the base is 1979 …….. We think it might have once had a lid... |
£8.00
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If you can’t understand why we have put this in our rude things department then there is something seriously wrong with you and we suggest that you... |
£32.00
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This rather pleasing bottle-opener has been nicely rubbed in all the right places. 4 inches long Bra(le)ss |
£10.00
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The iconography of this scrumptious little cream jug has got us baffled – yes – we who are normally the fount of all knowledge, the repository of... |
£12.00
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Let’s not beat about the bush: this heart-shaped scent bottle looks just like a bottom…. There we have said it. Where the stopper goes defies... |
£15.00
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Functional or a work of art? The choice is yours. Life size.Made of sort of plastic.Not in her first youth - a tad rubbed, scuffed and marked but... |
£32.00
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She is saying "OH!" while he is saying "AH" Turn it over to see why. This vile object is not at all proper on two counts: 1) It... |
£25.00
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For those of you with scatophilic leanings we recommend this charming ash tray. And for you non-smokers we reckon that it can equally well serve as a... |
£10.00
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No we are not going to spell out the text for you. Look at the picture and read it for yourself. Nor are we giving any guarantees as to the age of... |
£5.00
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Ha! You thought we meant something else didn’t you? Sorry to disappoint. But this mustard pot – or must-have pot – in faux (or possibly real)... |
£7.00
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Of all the delightful books on offer in Cybergrot.com this is the perhaps the most MUST HAVE volume of all. Virtue’s Household Physician – a... |
£24.00
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Salt ‘n Pepper shakers Oooooh we just LOVE these……. Suggestively pink and sensuously moulded……. these salt and pepper shakers are made out of... |
£4.00
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What could be nicer than this (almost) matching pair of knitted cup cakes? As new. Cup size. Price is for the pair... we will not sell them... |
£6.00
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What more mouth-watering addition to your dinner table could there be? |
£7.00
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Yes I know we have all seen these before but not one of this (poor) quality - hence the price. Inscribed on the bottom (its, not hers) are the words... |
£10.00
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Multi-tasking or what? 1) She opens beer 2) She uncorks wine 3) She fits into a Christmas stocking and makes a male or lesbian very happy. What... |
£12.00
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Strictly speaking, as any fool knows, a ‘ Venus Pudica’ * has one hand attempting to cover her top naughty bits and the other hand not quite... |
£9.00
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Rubbed velvety smooth by generations of fondling – these delightful nutcrackers (don’t wince – that’s what they are) – will make an old man very... |
£13.00
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It’s scrap – fit for the Cistern chapel. About 8½ inches high |
£7.00
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Talk about retro – 1950s here we come. Yesssss it’s a screw-on naked lady……. Hmmmmmmmmm. We challenge all you naked ladies out there to prove... |
£10.00
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An exciting baking accessory for making fun party cakes. Imagine this if you will. You invite – say – 20 friends round for a convivial party and... |
£11.00
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What have we to say about these? Nothing! Nothing at all. (Except that they are made of glorious plastic and are not new) |
£16.00
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The female is both decorative and functional and provides the perfect receptacle for an egg….. Re eggs we cannot begin to tell you how useless the... |
£8.00
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This almost obscenely sensuous bowl is a joy to hold and behold. This is art glass at its most suggestive… We are sorry to say that the purchaser... |
£33.00
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