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A 1950s Hand-warmer

A 1950s Hand-warmer

  This simple and practical hand warmer (Empire Made) must date from the 1950’s.  On the box we read ‘NO MORE COLD HANDS’.  We sincerely believe this...


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A Fairing?

A Fairing?

This is a truly awful ornament. We suppose it is a fairing – you know - a cheap thing brought back from a fair! Probably very cheap! We hate it.  A...
£8.00

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A furry purse

A furry purse

A Child’s Purse c.1870 This little furry purse belonged to one Annie Paley who was born in the UK in 1860.  It is an object of some quality but...
£35.00

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A phial of bat droppings

A phial of bat droppings

These are not just ordinary bat droppings – these are hand-picked, evening- gathered moon-kissed, lesser horseshoe bat droppings, freshly bottled by...


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A square ring for a round finger...

A square ring for a round finger...

  Hot from the 1960s this ring is perfect for anyone who has square-section fingers. Hand crafted, it consists of a chunk of grey metal...
£15.00

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A wig

A wig

C'mon gents - face it, aren't you fed up with granny  looking at your head and saying"the tide's going out a bit isn't it dear?" Quick!...
£5.00

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An essential read for someone training to be a midwife……..

An essential read for someone training to be a midwife……..

  This exercise book consists of notes taken at lectures by a nurse training to be a midwife in 1936. Eye watering stuff. Not for the...
£12.00

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Basil Brush Money Box

Basil Brush Money Box

Yes! Dated 1972 this is a glorious tribute to our national treasure Basil Brush. A truly  er ….special work of art and a useful money box to boot!  ...
£18.00

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Cloven Hoof

Cloven Hoof

So here it is – at last – the thing you have been hunting for – It’s a cow’s hoof - a cloven hoof - just one… (where the other three are we know...
£10.00

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Cottontail

Cottontail

We believe this to be by Denby although we have completely failed to read the script on the underside of this horrible thing. Scrutinise our third...
£25.00

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Cowboy Donald Duck

Cowboy Donald Duck

Yes, we admit it; Cybergrot.com is the site selling things that any sane person would have thrown away years ago… This makes what we have to offer...
£18.00

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Cream Jug in the shape of a Scotsman

Cream Jug in the shape of a Scotsman

Really horrible cream jug in the shape of a portly Scotsman. We don’t know which famous Scot this is meant to be – we suspect it may be Tam...
£8.00

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FEET!

FEET!

We were soooooo happy when we found these - cruelly hacked from some medical demonstration dummy we fear. Life size, dirty, latex (or somesuch) these...
£75.00

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For the flatulence fund

For the flatulence fund

Flatulence Fund Talk about the goose that lays the golden eggs…….. This is the ultimate flatulence-fine box……..All you have to do is decide the...
£9.00

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Funny face brass ashtray

Funny face brass ashtray

Why anyone would wish to make an ashtray that looks like this we know not.  Why anyone would want to buy such a thing - we don't know that...
£10.00

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Give us a hand.

Give us a hand.

Next time that annoying person says “Give us a hand” just give them this. Guaranteed dead. Length about 4½ inches. Furry. Note the finger nails –...
£9.00

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Illustrated Family Doctor 1934

Illustrated Family Doctor 1934

This is a truly disgusting book - The Illustrated Family Doctor By an (anonymous) General Practitioner Published in 1934 It has both line drawings...
£6.00

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King Charles Spaniel thingy

King Charles Spaniel thingy

We have argued endlessly about this one… Some say it is a fairing and that it would have had a mirror in that round thing.  Others see the round...
£10.00

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Lava Foot

Lava Foot

Hot-foot from Pompeii (or some-such site) we bring you this unique foot made entirely from lava…. And if this is not a conversation stopper we don’t...
£55.00

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Love among the arthropods*

Love among the arthropods*

Love among the arthropods* We have discovered that if you put a plastic octopus in your bath, it will scare away that great big hairy spider that...
£12.00

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Mummifed Mouse!

Mummifed Mouse!

Q. Is this the only dead mouse for sale on the internet?  A. Certainly not – we are selling two! This one is recently deceased, eviscerated...
£25.00

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My Friend and Yours....

My Friend and Yours....

Have you ever woken up in bed the morning after to find someone who looks exactly like this lying next to you? If so we at Cybergrot would like you...
£30.00

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Oh Woe.. another dead mouse

Oh Woe.. another dead mouse

A little mouse that came to a tragic end... Oh woe…. we dropped an ancient cider jar and in amongst the broken shards we found this little mouse –...
£20.00

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Owl Pellets

Owl Pellets

(limited edition of 3) Owls eat small rodents, small birds, insects, fish, and worms and so on. They often swallow their prey whole and it passes...
£5.00

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Spatchcock Rat

Spatchcock Rat

Big, hairy, extremely dirty, very old, slightly smelly and flat as a pancake… our spatchcock rat has no parallels… it makes our dead mice seem almost...
£27.00

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Stuffed Crocodile with Free Arm

Stuffed Crocodile with Free Arm

How doth the little crocodile Improve his shining tail, And pour the waters of the Nile On every golden scale! How cheerfully he seems to grin, How...
£25.00

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The Life of Christ by the Rev John Fleetwood

The Life of Christ by the Rev John Fleetwood

This book is in a disgraceful state – the cover is off, marbled endpapers are torn – there is evidence of damp throughout and serious foxing all over...
£9.00

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Vicar Jug

Vicar Jug

Dearly Beloved, we are gathered together here in the office of this cybercompany – to persuade you to buy this loathsome jug, which is commended to...
£16.00

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Ye Olde English Customs - Ducking Chair

Ye Olde English Customs - Ducking Chair

This contentious little tea- plate is one of a series called Ye Olde English Customs.  We are selling five – they are scattered around untidily in...
£33.00

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