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This simple and practical hand warmer (Empire Made) must date from the 1950’s. On the box we read ‘NO MORE COLD HANDS’. We sincerely believe this... |
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This is a truly awful ornament. We suppose it is a fairing – you know - a cheap thing brought back from a fair! Probably very cheap! We hate it. A... |
£8.00
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A Child’s Purse c.1870 This little furry purse belonged to one Annie Paley who was born in the UK in 1860. It is an object of some quality but... |
£35.00
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These are not just ordinary bat droppings – these are hand-picked, evening- gathered moon-kissed, lesser horseshoe bat droppings, freshly bottled by... |
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Hot from the 1960s this ring is perfect for anyone who has square-section fingers. Hand crafted, it consists of a chunk of grey metal... |
£15.00
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C'mon gents - face it, aren't you fed up with granny looking at your head and saying"the tide's going out a bit isn't it dear?" Quick!... |
£5.00
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This exercise book consists of notes taken at lectures by a nurse training to be a midwife in 1936. Eye watering stuff. Not for the... |
£12.00
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Yes! Dated 1972 this is a glorious tribute to our national treasure Basil Brush. A truly er ….special work of art and a useful money box to boot! ... |
£18.00
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So here it is – at last – the thing you have been hunting for – It’s a cow’s hoof - a cloven hoof - just one… (where the other three are we know... |
£10.00
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We believe this to be by Denby although we have completely failed to read the script on the underside of this horrible thing. Scrutinise our third... |
£25.00
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Yes, we admit it; Cybergrot.com is the site selling things that any sane person would have thrown away years ago… This makes what we have to offer... |
£18.00
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Really horrible cream jug in the shape of a portly Scotsman. We don’t know which famous Scot this is meant to be – we suspect it may be Tam... |
£8.00
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We were soooooo happy when we found these - cruelly hacked from some medical demonstration dummy we fear. Life size, dirty, latex (or somesuch) these... |
£75.00
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Flatulence Fund Talk about the goose that lays the golden eggs…….. This is the ultimate flatulence-fine box……..All you have to do is decide the... |
£9.00
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Why anyone would wish to make an ashtray that looks like this we know not. Why anyone would want to buy such a thing - we don't know that... |
£10.00
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Next time that annoying person says “Give us a hand” just give them this. Guaranteed dead. Length about 4½ inches. Furry. Note the finger nails –... |
£9.00
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This is a truly disgusting book - The Illustrated Family Doctor By an (anonymous) General Practitioner Published in 1934 It has both line drawings... |
£6.00
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We have argued endlessly about this one… Some say it is a fairing and that it would have had a mirror in that round thing. Others see the round... |
£10.00
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Hot-foot from Pompeii (or some-such site) we bring you this unique foot made entirely from lava…. And if this is not a conversation stopper we don’t... |
£55.00
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Love among the arthropods* We have discovered that if you put a plastic octopus in your bath, it will scare away that great big hairy spider that... |
£12.00
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Q. Is this the only dead mouse for sale on the internet? A. Certainly not – we are selling two! This one is recently deceased, eviscerated... |
£25.00
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Have you ever woken up in bed the morning after to find someone who looks exactly like this lying next to you? If so we at Cybergrot would like you... |
£30.00
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A little mouse that came to a tragic end... Oh woe…. we dropped an ancient cider jar and in amongst the broken shards we found this little mouse –... |
£20.00
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(limited edition of 3) Owls eat small rodents, small birds, insects, fish, and worms and so on. They often swallow their prey whole and it passes... |
£5.00
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Big, hairy, extremely dirty, very old, slightly smelly and flat as a pancake… our spatchcock rat has no parallels… it makes our dead mice seem almost... |
£27.00
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How doth the little crocodile Improve his shining tail, And pour the waters of the Nile On every golden scale! How cheerfully he seems to grin, How... |
£25.00
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This book is in a disgraceful state – the cover is off, marbled endpapers are torn – there is evidence of damp throughout and serious foxing all over... |
£9.00
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Dearly Beloved, we are gathered together here in the office of this cybercompany – to persuade you to buy this loathsome jug, which is commended to... |
£16.00
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This contentious little tea- plate is one of a series called Ye Olde English Customs. We are selling five – they are scattered around untidily in... |
£33.00
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