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Give this to someone who does a lot of grousing and see what happens next. Perfect condition. Measures 14cm high PS the thing that looks like a crack... |
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Crocc (or crocca) is an Old English word meaning pitcher or pot We at Cybergrot like to keep to the natural order of things. an orange... |
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These are usually described as Walking Cups. Whoever thought up that name should be thoroughly ashamed. Any fool can see that this cup is not... |
£19.00
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We like this little dish. It has three legs and a handle that’s a bit like a tail. Pop it on your dinner table, talk to it nicely and... |
£4.00
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This wee doggie is about 50 years old – we know this for a fact and we don’t want any arguments thank you. It is rather well hand-carved from... |
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You know how the Italians are famous for their design skills? Well here is the ultimate example. Hot from the land of Leonardo and Michelangelo... |
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We imagine that you are expecting a learned lecture on the taxonomy (not to be confused with taxidermy) of the tortoise. So here goes then: – may we... |
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A very small dog indeed.... We think this dear little doggie is probably Victorian – made either of bone (which would be apt) or perhaps ivory. It... |
£22.00
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You can tell your friends you found this whopper on the world wide web. Ha ha ha. Big - about 19 cms long. |
£35.00
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This teapot displays a fundamental lack of understanding of bovine anatomy, for the cow’s mouth has been made into the spout and the tail, the... |
£32.00
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Have you ever thought what it would be like if your mouth was where your eyes are and vice versa? No? Let us tell you that you would be... |
£16.00
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It seems too big to be a wasp – maybe it’s a queen? (oooh ducky) – whatever… if you were running Cybergrot.com and found this on the carpet in your... |
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Right – now repeat after me “Head…….thorax ………abdomen……” Got that? Use this dolly to teach your children about female anatomy and the consequent... |
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We have all seen and yawned at an endless array of Bakelite brushes in the form of a walking duck haven’t we? Well this one is several steps up... |
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‘The elephant is very wise It has a very large trunk and very small eyes’ Anon ‘Our elephant is made of brass It has a very small tail and a... |
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A horse brass of an elephant We think this is a fake. And now we suppose we have to discuss boringly and at great length why we think this. Okay... |
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This really useful wooden sheep is yet another must have item. It is a sizable 10 inches long and about 6 inches high and hand carved. It is a... |
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We bought these off a man who said they were made out of bread – Whaaaaaat? We find this hard to believe. If he had said sausage-meat we would have... |
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I’m dem’d if I can ever hit ‘em. This is an illustration from a book called Sketches by Seymour which contained 90 plates by Robert Seymour... |
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What could possibly be more useless than this? Let’s face it, he’s a miserable critter. Okay maybe side-view his body has an optimistic... |
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We have been wondering about this dear little pussy cat: it appears to be made of lead…. If so it should not be given to a small child – it case (as... |
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Q. Is this the only dead mouse for sale on the internet? A. Certainly not – we are selling two! This one is recently deceased, eviscerated... |
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Pass this one over at your peril. Dating probably from the 1930s and in perfect working order and excellent condition, this novelty cigarette box... |
£25.00
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Whatever can this small thing be? We don’t know what your thought is With 2 bright sparklers on its back We think it is a tortis Its gauntlet... |
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A little mouse that came to a tragic end... Oh woe…. we dropped an ancient cider jar and in amongst the broken shards we found this little mouse –... |
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Oooooh – the ultimate must have! A dung beetle * perfectly (well nearly) preserved in resin. Admire the fact that all the legs including the... |
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A Family of Pot dogs These charming pot-dogs were probably made quite recently (in the last 30 years or so). Some effort has been made to make them... |
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If you really want to go out with hissing cats hanging by their tails attached to your ears then these are just the thing for you. And the cats heads... |
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Rob rob robbin’ When we first clapped eyes on this we thought: HA! Half a robin – this is a must for Cybergrot…. We were all set to challenge you to... |
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'I could a tale unfold whose lightest word Would harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood, Make thy two eyes, like stars, start from their... |
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We find this quite moving - some poor mug – he of the big bottom – has crashed into the side of this receptacle and disappeared……… apart from the tip... |
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Spider earrings – need we say more? Well at least they are not hairy – and of course the wearer cannot see them – all she (or he) needs to do is... |
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I dead tortoise (stuffed) + Ferrero Rocher Need we say more?* (chocolates not included – we have eaten them) *Obviously we do need to say more as... |
£90.00
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This 200 year old engraving is an original – that has been hand coloured presumably at the time. It was published on 2 March 1800. The copper... |
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The Knight, Death and the Devil, 1513 This is a good-quality modern reproduction of this famous copperplate engraving by the German artist Albrecht... |
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Here is a test for you: Which of the following statements do you agree with? a) This is a set of four legs – but one is missing. b) This is a set of... |
£21.00
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Now here is the story of the 2 little pigs: “One day, long long ago in the 1950’s, a strange and rather wonderful person got out of bed one... |
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T was a tortoise All yellow and black He walked slowly away And he never came back ( E. Lear) T ‘s for two tortoises Stuck in a box And... |
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These are really fine cast-iron ball and claw feet that come from a late Victorian or Edwardian roll top bath. Alas the bath is no more! “Whatever... |
£75.00
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Legs? Questionable…. Could lead to a deep philosophical debate…… whatever…. Who cares? This really nice Wade porcelain hedgehog is not what it... |
£14.00
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Is this a Blue Tit or a Great Tit or something (titter ye not)? We confess we are stumped. Whatever the species it is a big tit …ooooh er mrs…….... |
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Signed WEST HAM team photo… we think dating from the 1970s (who knows…….who cares?) Slightly discoloured due to age and rotten storage……. But... |
£24.00
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Sedan Chair 1780 This delightful little plate was made soon after 1940. It shows part of a series of Ye Olde English Customs. You get two layers of... |
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