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1930s Vase by E Radford

1930s Vase by E Radford

  You may be wondering why we keep offering you pieces by E. Radford?  No? Well we are going to tell you anyway.  We think they are...
£32.00

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A 1950s Hand-warmer

A 1950s Hand-warmer

  This simple and practical hand warmer (Empire Made) must date from the 1950’s.  On the box we read ‘NO MORE COLD HANDS’.  We sincerely believe this...


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A Fairing?

A Fairing?

This is a truly awful ornament. We suppose it is a fairing – you know - a cheap thing brought back from a fair! Probably very cheap! We hate it.  A...
£8.00

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A furry purse

A furry purse

A Child’s Purse c.1870 This little furry purse belonged to one Annie Paley who was born in the UK in 1860.  It is an object of some quality but...
£35.00

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A phial of bat droppings

A phial of bat droppings

These are not just ordinary bat droppings – these are hand-picked, evening- gathered moon-kissed, lesser horseshoe bat droppings, freshly bottled by...


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A Snake in the Glass

A Snake in the Glass

This is a real snake charmer.   True, the snake is a bit dead, and somewhat desiccated (as opposed to stuffed you understand). But Lo! Would it...
£7.00

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A square ring for a round finger...

A square ring for a round finger...

  Hot from the 1960s this ring is perfect for anyone who has square-section fingers. Hand crafted, it consists of a chunk of grey metal (snappily...
£5.00

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African Comb

African Comb

There are certain objects that, maybe one does not want to acquire second hand – tooth brushes spring to mind, as do chewing gum,   toilet paper,...
£45.00

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An Old Rupert Bear Hanky

An Old Rupert Bear Hanky

The trouble with second-hand handkerchiefs is that they sound a bit – well – you know – USED. This one has been loved to death, and as a result it is...
£2.00

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Are you called Hugh Evans?

Are you called Hugh Evans?

Wesleyan Methodist Twentieth Century Fund The Name of Hugh H.Evans, 17 Station Road, Talysarn Is inscribed upon the historic Roll of the Wesleyan...
£22.00

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Basil Brush Money Box

Basil Brush Money Box

Yes! Dated 1972 this is a glorious tribute to our national treasure Basil Brush. A truly  er ….special work of art and a useful money box to boot!  ...
£18.00

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Cloven Hoof

Cloven Hoof

So here it is – at last – the thing you have been hunting for – It’s a cow’s hoof - a cloven hoof - just one… (where the other three are we know...
£10.00

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Coffin cigarette box

Coffin cigarette box

We suppose it was inevitable that in the end someone would design a coffin-shaped cigarette box.  This one is rather alarmingly engraved with a...
£4.00

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Cowboy Donald Duck

Cowboy Donald Duck

Yes, we admit it; Cybergrot.com is the site selling things that any sane person would have thrown away years ago… This makes what we have to offer...
£18.00

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Cream Jug in the shape of a Scotsman

Cream Jug in the shape of a Scotsman

Really horrible cream jug in the shape of a portly Scotsman. We don’t know which famous Scot this is meant to be – we suspect it may be Tam O’Shanter...
£6.00

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For the flatulence fund

For the flatulence fund

Flatulence Fund Talk about the goose that lays the golden eggs…….. This is the ultimate flatulence-fine box……..All you have to do is decide the...
£6.00

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Give us a hand.

Give us a hand.

Next time that annoying person says “Give us a hand” just give them this. Guaranteed dead. Length about 4½ inches. Furry. Note the finger nails –...
£9.00

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Human Hair watch guard

Human Hair watch guard

This is a Victorian watch ‘chain’ or ‘guard’ made from plaited human hair.  Curiously this fashion for hairy mementoes of loved ones seems to have...
£57.00

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Love among the arthropods*

Love among the arthropods*

Love among the arthropods* We have discovered that if you put a plastic octopus in your bath, it will scare away that great big hairy spider that...
£12.00

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Mummifed Mouse!

Mummifed Mouse!

Q. Is this the only dead mouse for sale on the internet?  A. Certainly not – we are selling two! This one is recently deceased, eviscerated...
£25.00

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Mummified Mouse 2

Mummified Mouse 2

A little mouse that came to a tragic end... Oh woe…. we dropped an ancient cider jar and in amongst the broken shards we found this little mouse –...
£20.00

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My Friend and Yours....

My Friend and Yours....

Have you ever woken up in bed the morning after to find someone who looks exactly like this lying next to you? If so we at Cybergrot would like you...
£25.00

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Owl Pellets

Owl Pellets

(limited edition of 3) Owls eat small rodents, small birds, insects, fish, and worms and so on. They often swallow their prey whole and it passes...
£5.00

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Spatchcock Rat

Spatchcock Rat

Big, hairy, extremely dirty, very old, slightly smelly and flat as a pancake… our spatchcock rat has no parallels… it makes our dead mice seem almost...
£27.00

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Vicar Jug

Vicar Jug

Dearly Beloved, we are gathered together here in the office of this cybercompany – to persuade you to buy this loathsome jug, which is commended to...
£16.00

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Ye Olde English Customs - Ducking Chair

Ye Olde English Customs - Ducking Chair

This contentious little tea- plate is one of a series called Ye Olde English Customs.  We are selling five – they are scattered around untidily in...
£33.00

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